MRS. DALLOWAY SAID SHE'D BUY THE FLOWERS HERSELF.


Veida Wormwood-Graves.
smoker, joker, midnight toker
(see: gangster of love).
writer by trade.
youth in revolt.
21 years of age.
consulting detective.
bookworm (see: dork, geek, nerd).
ravenclaw.
Time Lady.
fabulous killjoy.

Things You Should Know About Me

chrilake:

I always say that the times in my life when I’ve been happiest are the times when I’ve seen, like, a sunset.

(via wheresyourmoose)


More Pics : Andrew Garfield , Emma Stone & Dane Dehaan inside the  CineStar  at the ‘The Amazing Spider-Man 2: Rise Of Electro’ Berlin Premiere (15/04/2014)

More Pics : Andrew Garfield , Emma Stone & Dane Dehaan inside the  CineStar  at the ‘The Amazing Spider-Man 2: Rise Of Electro’ Berlin Premiere (15/04/2014)

(Source: stonefield-daily, via aaronsjohnson)

6539milesofloveapart:

abomasnow:

girls are amazing i just watched my friend change 8 times before picking an outfit you girls are so dedicated to looking good i can’t believe there are men out there sitting in their cum stained sweatpants trying to tell you what you’re allowed to wear

thank you

(via twilighttheunicorn)

geneticallyidenticals:

*cringes at 9 year old me*

*cringes at 13 year old me*

*cringes at year ago me*

*cringes at day ago me*

*cringes at future me*

(via verolpstalker)

  • parents: you need to go out more
  • parents: you need to exercise more
  • parents: YOU'RE GOING OUT FOR A WALK??? YOU?????
  • parents: HAHAHA WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU???
  • parents: why are you getting angry
fictioninchains:

jayneausten:

lioar:

hookersorcake:

quiyst:

beefranck:

transgalacticwanderer:

electricalivia:

sageruto:

rabbitsnwolves:

Well, he was sorta asking for it, dressing in such flammable clothing.

if he didnt want to get set on fire, he should have stayed indoors

He was probably drinking that night, alcohol makes you susceptible to fire.

If it’s a legitimate inferno, the male body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

God I love you, Internet.

Why didn’t he stop, drop, and roll? He should have stopped, dropped, and rolled. He must have secretly wanted it.

If you read the article, eyewitnesses said the man had purchased a lighter earlier that same day. Dude probably set himself on fire and lied about it. Typical.

He should have relaxed and enjoyed it. After all it was just a bit of kindling cuddling

We need to start educating people about wearing fire-safe clothing and carrying extinguishers with them at all times. For their own safety.

Everytime i see this, the comments keep getting better

fictioninchains:

jayneausten:

lioar:

hookersorcake:

quiyst:

beefranck:

transgalacticwanderer:

electricalivia:

sageruto:

rabbitsnwolves:

Well, he was sorta asking for it, dressing in such flammable clothing.

if he didnt want to get set on fire, he should have stayed indoors

He was probably drinking that night, alcohol makes you susceptible to fire.

If it’s a legitimate inferno, the male body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

God I love you, Internet.

Why didn’t he stop, drop, and roll? He should have stopped, dropped, and rolled. He must have secretly wanted it.

If you read the article, eyewitnesses said the man had purchased a lighter earlier that same day. Dude probably set himself on fire and lied about it. Typical.

He should have relaxed and enjoyed it. After all it was just a bit of kindling cuddling

We need to start educating people about wearing fire-safe clothing and carrying extinguishers with them at all times. For their own safety.

Everytime i see this, the comments keep getting better

(Source: royalpunani, via verolpstalker)

that70srpc:

I find that, when writing bios, it’s really helpful to look at a list or a chart like the one above. Picking two or three traits from each chart and building a character based around them will give you a really interesting bio, because they will serve as a reminder that characters need depth and dimension.

Independent and clever.

VS.

Independent, clever, pretentious, and stubborn.

The first combination doesn’t come with any flaws, whereas the second will provide a more dynamic character.

(Source: dunst-rph, via dajo42)